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StarDust
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PostSubject: Bill Gates and the Pinoy CEO   Bill Gates and the Pinoy CEO Icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2008 4:30 pm

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate was a Pinoy, Mario Dimaculangan.


Bill Gates: ''Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.''

2,000 people left the room.

Mario said to himself,
'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'


Bill Gates: ''Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 100 people
may leave.''

Again, 2,000 people left the room.

Mario said to himself
' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?'
So he stayed.


Bill Gates: ''Candidates who do not have management MBAs may
leave.''

500 people left the room.

Mario said to himself,
'I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'
So he stayed in the room.


Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people left the room.

Mario said to himself,
' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'

So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else had gone.


Bill Gates joined them and said :
'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat,
so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'


Calmly,
Mario turns to the other candidate and says
`Anu ba yan, dong?'



The other candidate answers,
'Ewan ko rin, pare...'
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PostSubject: Re: Bill Gates and the Pinoy CEO   Bill Gates and the Pinoy CEO Icon_minitimeThu Feb 21, 2008 11:02 pm

pinoyz are d best!

hehehe..

stardust gyud.. Smile

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