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xtemplar Walay Lingaw
Number of posts : 211 Age : 42 Registration date : 2007-09-24
| Subject: happy time Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:10 pm | |
| Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her. Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this? Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!
Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!" Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!" Friend: "Surprise? Ano occassion?" Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"
Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can turn men into women. After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable, irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour! HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah? WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon. HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako..
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love. Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.
Population policies of countries: China : Stop at 1 child. Singapore : Stop at 2 children Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space USA : we're 1st in the moon ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun USA : you can't go there, you'll burn ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot? American: Excuse me. British: Pardon me. Pinoy: NOT ME!
"SUMPA" Hindi na makakatikim ng napakasarap na 'Sex' ang huling bumasa nito! Ayos safe na ako...papayag ka bang IKAW ang huling babasa nito? hehehe!!! | |
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xtemplar Walay Lingaw
Number of posts : 211 Age : 42 Registration date : 2007-09-24
| Subject: Re: happy time Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:11 pm | |
| Subject: BASAHIN, TUMAWA at HIGIT SA LAHAT-IPASA!
Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto stopwatch!"
gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa! bf : ano? isa lang ah?! gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
Couple talking: wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas. husband : hello!? electrician ba ako? wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin. husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako? umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho. wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake. husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake? wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!
ANG MARRIED LIFE.... May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am. Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng: "HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"
Husband: "Paratina lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!" Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!" Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!" Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"
Sa harap ng nursery window; Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay? Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo! | |
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xtemplar Walay Lingaw
Number of posts : 211 Age : 42 Registration date : 2007-09-24
| Subject: Re: happy time Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:21 pm | |
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moongk Gamay Sweldo
Number of posts : 24 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:30 pm | |
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lrdblz Permi Hatagan Trabaho
Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:59 pm | |
| testing.... anong joke ang di nakakatawa.... ? | |
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lrdblz Permi Hatagan Trabaho
Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:06 pm | |
| LALAKI: Sweetie, Pwede ko bang ipasok ang aking pag-ibig sa butas ng iyong pagmamahal?
BABAE: Sobra ka naman manligaw, Salita pa lang Nakakabuntis ka na ng Damdamin..
=========================== JR: akong klasmeyt tay dalu kau..
TATAY: Ngano man dong?
JR: Wa gyud ko imbitaha paglubong sa iyang papa, kaon na unta ko baboy!
Aw, dili sad naku xa imbitaron sa imo lubong tay!!
==================================== BOARDING HOUSE...
TAGALOG: Hoy, wag nga kayong mag ingay jan sa baba, may naga upa dito sa taas,
BISAYA: Ah! pag upa mog inyo diha kay mag jerjer sad mig amo dre...
================================== Lovers Making LOVE:
GF: Lam mo babe, kaw lang nagpa kama sakin..
BF: Swerte ko naman..
GF: OO Naman Kc yung Iba, sa SALA..KUSINA...LABABO... KUBETA..KULUNGAN...DAMUHAN.. & madami pa...
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Sa buhay hindi mahalaga kung anong meron ka...
at kung anong narating mo..
ang mahalaga may diyos kang kasama..
at may....
UYAB KANG PERTENG HUBAGA...
================================ Lovers Making LOVE:
GF: Lam mo babe, kaw lang nagpa kama sakin..
BF: Swerte ko naman..
GF: OO Naman Kc yung Iba, sa SALA..KUSINA...LABABO... KUBETA..KULUNGAN...DAMUHAN.. & madami pa... | |
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lrdblz Permi Hatagan Trabaho
Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:07 pm | |
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lrdblz Permi Hatagan Trabaho
Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| PULIS 1: Pre, alam mo na ba ang usap - usapan?
PULIS 2: Bakit Pre?? Anong Balita?
PULIS 1: May bading daw sa Campo natin?
PULIS 2: Sino daw Pre?
PULIS 1: Kiss muna ..
============================= At Mid-night while Having SEX..
BANA: Ahhh...yehh..hapit na ko.. dalia na..
WIFE: Ahh! Hulata ko..Dungan Ta!
(anak nakamata ug naka dungog..nahadlok!)
ANAK: Ma.. Pa... Asa Mo?? Kuyog Ko!!
======================================= Dalawang Taga-Bundok sumakay sa Elevator..
DORIO: Magkano ibabayad natin??
DOMENG: Tanga! Bobo! Gago! Ignorante! Bugok! Istupido!
Bakit ka magbabayad e wala pa tayong TICKET!
================================ MAMA: Iha, ayaw ug pag-uli ug dugay ha? mga lalaki baya imo kuyog..
ANAK: Ayaw kahadlok ma.. SEMINARIANS man sila..
MAMA: "Ayaw kalimot! Imong Amahan Obispo.."
================================= AMO: Inday, mora gani'g ning dako na imong tiyan..??
INDAY: Kanser baya ni Maam..
AMO: Ha?? Unsa??? May Kanser Ka??
MAID: Wa..uyy! Kan SIR ni bah.. HALEER!
==================================== BOY: Mahal Kita.. i LOVE you Bisan LINOG ug BAGYO adtoon tika sa Inyo..
GIRL: Wala man lagi ka nag adto Gabie??
BOY: Kay Kuan...Kay TALIGSIK ra man to ..
================================= A Guy Donated Blood to his Girlfriend..
When They Broke Up...
He Wanted His Blood Back!
The Girl Threw A Bloody Napkin at him & Said:
" iLL paY you In Monthly Installments"
================================= ABOGADO: Tinuod ba nga ikaw nagkawat sa ALAHAS..TV..KWARTA CD PLAYER..ETC..??
AKUSADO: Angkonon naku tanan you hono!!r..
Apan wala gyod ko maghilabot sa ETCHETERA... | |
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lrdblz Permi Hatagan Trabaho
Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:11 pm | |
| 80 % of Men & Women Masturbate when taking a BATH...
The remaining 20% just sing..
QUESTION: What is the title of The Song?
Di Mo Alam Noh?.......
Sabi na Nga Ba Kasali ka sa 80%... | |
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lrdblz Permi Hatagan Trabaho
Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-09-25
| Subject: Re: happy time Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:14 pm | |
| A Lady Passenger In A Jeep was Sleeping with a Breast Exposed..
Another Passenger woke her Up & Said: "Dede Nyo Nakalabas"
The Lady Shouted: " Diyos Ko..Nasaan Anak Ko??
===================================== Nanay: Kumusta Date mo anak? Effective ba payo ko maglagay ng SILI LABUYO sa Suso mo para di galawin ng BF mo?
ANAK: Hayy!! naku nay, PALPAK.. BICOLANO Bf Ko.. GANADO...
================================= Bungi Gitahi sa Doctor Tapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MITAMOOT.... | |
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xtemplar Walay Lingaw
Number of posts : 211 Age : 42 Registration date : 2007-09-24
| Subject: Re: happy time Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:46 pm | |
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